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About Me 💜

Okay so — hi. I'm a 6 ft, 36-year-old Canadian y'allternative Scorpio, who may actually be three raccoons in a trench coat. I'm sarcastic by nature, foul-mouthed, a certified disaster, and incapable of being fake (hello, AuDHD). I'm awkward at everything, but sometimes I'm funny!

Irl I'm a horse girl (don't make it weird) and everything you heard about us is true (seriously, don't be weird about it) we're all crazy. I have 5 horses, and ride in the hunter jumper world. I am also a dog trainer with 3 Rottweilers who I compete in dog sports with. I don't sit still well and have about 1000 hobbies, including reading (the smuttier the better) and some video gaming (mostly Assassin's Creed).

Shows 💜

Public: I will do cum shows when goals are met, that always include a vibrator, and may lead to dildos of varying sizes depending on my mood.

Privates: I offer cum shows that may include squirting (but I can't guarantee it yet), anal, some kink, and I can be quite submissive for the right type (I know, hard to believe when I can be such a bitch) .

Please chat with me before privates if you're looking for something specific — communication is sexy, don't skip it.

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